you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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