he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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