I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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