PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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