my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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