I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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