I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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