that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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