Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
No subtext here. People are naked.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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