yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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