i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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