shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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