i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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