Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
