Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
We're too hungover to prance.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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