If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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