You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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