have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!