I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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