the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Randomize