is your mom at the bar?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Come share oat with me in your robe
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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