Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed