Please, let me fuck your mom
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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