In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
This is my life. Enjoy the view
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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