so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
