Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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