weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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