so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You're like the curious george of whores
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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