omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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