I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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