I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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