Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
