Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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