The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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