is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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