I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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