She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We are two peas in an std pod
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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