I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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