In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think my vagina is haunted
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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