I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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