he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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