your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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