...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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