This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Randomize
