Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have fence marks all over my body
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