are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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