His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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