Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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