Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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