I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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