Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My feet surprised me
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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