I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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