i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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