love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
