if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
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I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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