She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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