none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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