Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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