Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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