That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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